We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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