I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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