dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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