remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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