i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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