did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
Randomize
