69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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