seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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