On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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