Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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