I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
