Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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