margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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