can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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