what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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