I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
either way he was missing a nipple.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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