Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
