I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
