just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
