butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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