Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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