I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Also, beer. Big fan.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
third nipple confirmed
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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