we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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