plz talk dirty to me
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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