This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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