As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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