i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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