Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I am one with the molecules
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
