What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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