Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize
