PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
