Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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