i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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