I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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