i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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