She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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