The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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