i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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