Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I am midnight drunk by noon
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
