You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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