The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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