Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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