After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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