whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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