IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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