Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
