why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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