So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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