I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
