Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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